Within a display cabinet on the upper level of the MCG rests a vibrant pink suit performed in by the entertainer. The show in front of a massive crowd of spectators was considered a success.
You might not enjoy Robbie Williams. Maybe you feel he is the ultimate present to music in history. Or you could adopt a reasonable stance, acknowledging that some songs are fantastic while others are awful.
The key argument is that amusement can manifest in countless ways. Preferences differ. There is no one way to create art or even Test cricket.
The Peerless Spectrum of The Test Format
The five-day game boasts unrivalled depth. One struggles to think of another sport where the outcome is so reliant upon conditions.
The elements, the session, the red ball – the factors are countless. Crucially is the wicket.
If the format is a form of art, the wicket is the canvas on which the players craft their legacy.
A Test of Cubism: The Melbourne Spectacle
The fourth Ashes Test between the old rivals was the game deconstructed, the great game broken apart and reassembled in abstract form.
This is not a endorsement of the surface which resulted in a victory and the another sub-three-day finish of the series.
Allowing a thick layer on the surface, resulting in numerous dismissals tumbling in less than six sessions, is not a fair contest between batter and bowler.
A Diverse Legacy: The Essence of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be footnoted as illegitimate, is mistaken.
The format is a varied portfolio, a long history and counting. Sometimes, as seen at the MCG, the cricket ball does all sorts for the seamers. In contrast, it turns square on a dust bowl. At other venues, the pitch is flat as a pancake, other times it spits like a cobra.
The thrillers are all the more thrilling owing to the patience devoted during quieter periods.
Adjustment: The True Test
Some factors are accepted more easily than others.
The debate in during the match was that the contest was skewed excessively towards the attack. That the top batters were prevented from playing their natural game.
Test cricket is about adapting to challenges – interpreting the situation and adapting accordingly. The two highest individual innings were made by world-class batters. One team committed more errors than the other, and thus were defeated.
Sheer Celebration: For Those Who Waited
Go and inform the supporters who have endured 18 winless matches that this lacked spectacle.
In one section of the stadium, thousands celebrated and sang their songs, fostering a carnival vibe in a bastion of national pride.
There was belief as the bowlers excelled, impetus when players responded, and unconditional love when the result was secured.
Polar Opposites: The Variety of Test Matches
The Melbourne has form with pitch problems. Previously, a game there featured a pitch with all the life of a a non-event.
That fixture was a slog, with few wickets and slow play. The two-day game and that slow Test are polar opposites of the spectrum – both are not ideal, yet historical weight can be ascribed to them.
At this stage into the Ashes contest, it is the two-day matches that will live longest in the history books.
"This isn't the end of Test cricket at all," said a former player. "Fans who have been privileged to see these two days have been given some genuine drama. An unusual spectacle."
Signs of Progress: A Glimmer of Hope
In the preparation to this Test, the skipper spoke like a man carrying the heavy burden on his back.
The players responded for him, reinstating the joy to his persona.
Different players performed with crucial roles. These are baby steps, hardly enough to ensure long-term stability, but something to use as a platform.
At the very least, this Melbourne victory joins other historic performances in meaningless games.
As the supporters left into a beautiful night, the players assembled on the field to start their own celebrations.
Celebrate the win, men. You've earned this one.